Wanderer

Ahoy. We've been t' Portsmouth today 'n collected Yo-ho-ho.  Tomorrow we shall attempt t' rig her 'n set sail fer her maiden voyage. Now where's that bottle o' grog?

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GOLD

YES! Murray's got Gold. Fan-bloody-tastic. Good luck for the doubles with Laura. Quick - I better run round the house, tidy up, hang out the washing, do the ironing, cook tea etc. Need to keep in touch with goings on in Weymouth. The mixed doubles will be on soon, then the athletics tonight.

Match point................

Multimedia?

Here I am watching the Olympic Sailing at Weymouth on my laptop (well done Ben for the Gold), Mens Single Bronze Medal match on my iPhone and the Mens Single Gold Medal match on the TV. I can't take any more excitement!

Joker

I can't believe I've just let myself go ahead and submit an on-line application for a course at LSBU. How the hell am I gonna find the time for that!
Let me get on with the important things in life - Olympic Tennis. Fingers crossed.

Sunday Sunday

No prize for guessing what I'll be doing this afternoon. Come on Murray. Come on Team GB.

Disgraceful behaviour